I am reading a small book called Let’s Elope.  It starts with a lengthy justification about why people should save themselves a lot of grief and money and elope.  It says they have a companion website where I can order copies of this book to be delivered anonymously to anyone I want.  I could think of a few people but I am not sure they would appreciate the book – or would they?

Shoe shopping was not what I’d hoped.  I’ll keep looking.  I think shopping for tiles and bathroom fixtures might take priority though.